Thursday, July 03, 2008

Frienster Status: SINGLE

It is really agonizing to be single.

Ok! You are absolutely disagreeing now. Congratulation! You just survived the pain, but you probably never figured out why.

I do not look good” was/could be your quick answer. Ye! We all are self-loathers, but undeniably you still wonder(ed) being single even if you look f**king good. You are clueless then started blaming the rise of more gay men—Hoorah! It is! Partially, though.

Even if there are 10% gay and 5% lesbian, there is still fair sex ratio because our region (Southern Mindanao, if you forgot) allots 1.02 guy every female within the “active flirt range” (age 15-39), there is 0.97

The cold truth is…the fair sex ratio is not at all fair.

Yes! ONLY ONE GUY FOR YOU TO CHOOSE. One is not even a choice.

Though you can potentially take one (assigned) guy from any fellow female, you would unlikely do it because it is theft. J You can, at most, agree for a switch, but that would be another story.

The colder truth is…death rate is higher among men because most men are involved in reckless driving, violent conflicts and risky works. In fact, accidents of all forms are top 2 causes of morbidity in the region. This “testosterone incident” clearly implies itself in Cotabato City, one of the country’s most unsafe cities. Females dominate the city, according to NSO. This cold truth then leaves you, girls, lesser men to choose (steal or switch for).

The coldest truth is…there are lesser literate men, which, of course, is one of your grand qualifications. This further explains why there are “mismatched or milk-and-coffee couples”.

The subtraction would go on, as more women became more educated and set higher qualifications.

Time has truly inverted the tide. There are lesser eligible male for you, girls.

O well, if you have indeed moved on from the pain of being single (and the economics of it), attribute your civil status to the 2 straight leap years, where it is funnily believed women will have to court men.

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